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		<title>We&#8217;ve moved</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why you shouldn&#8217;t buy GTA for your 7 year old&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; The latina who needed hygiene&#8217;a</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: TenX Age (at the time): Early 20&#8242;s Profession (at the time): DirecTV Rep Location: So Cal So I&#8217;d just gotten out of school, and still trying to figure out what the hell I was going to use my degree for. Wound up getting a job selling DirecTV (aka the shit sales job). It&#8217;s easy, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=40&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This couldn&#8217;t be more accurate&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; The Lingerie Stumble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  One morning I woke up at the frat house ready to leave, when I realized that all I had on was lingerie (the night before it had been a lingerie party).  Shiiiiiit!  I couldn’t walk home in that.  Mind you I walked to the frat house wearing that (but it was dark and I was drunk) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=38&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; Fat Girl = New Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story comes to us from a guy who has done 2 tours in Iraq.  Ooooorah!  Name: J.W. Age (at the time): Early 20&#8242;s Profession (at the time): Student Ok so here is one for all you jerkoffs that go around saying that they would never fuck a fat chick.  Here I am in 2003 freshman in college, and fresh [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=37&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And this years Darwin award goes to&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riding a Wheelie = ballsy  Riding a Wheelie going fast as fuck = very ballsy  Riding a Wheelie fast as fuck into oncoming traffic = me laughing and pointing at my monitor Bad Motorcycle Wheelie Crash &#8211; Watch more free videos<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=36&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; Twins in the Tub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one is from Megs.  You&#8217;re a filthy girl, and I owe you breakfast. &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; My roommate and I were dating two guys who were twins.  One night after a football game we all went back to their house for some drinks and hot tubbing.  It was actually their parents house but they were out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=35&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; Ping Pong Pus&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Name: Jacob Age (at the time): 22 Profession (at the time): student Location: Thailand Set the scene. Strip club in Thailand My girlfriend and I were taking a trip to Thailand for vacation.  We were supposed to meet up with some friends that we knew once we got there.  If you have never been [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=34&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; The Greek Circle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to take this time to personally salute another mistress of morning mayham. &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Ok so this frathouse I stayed the night at is in a coldisac area with like 4 others.  So when you leave you walk past all of the other houses&#8230; Yeah, you can see where this is going. So I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3002082&amp;post=33&amp;subd=regretfulmorning&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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