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		<title>We&#8217;ve moved</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 20:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is some damn good parenting.
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; The latina who needed hygiene&#8217;a</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 16:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Name: TenX
Age (at the time): Early 20&#8217;s
Profession (at the time): DirecTV Rep
Location: So Cal
So I&#8217;d just gotten out of school, and still trying to figure out what the hell I was going to use my degree for. Wound up getting a job selling DirecTV (aka the shit sales job). It&#8217;s easy, basically, people would call [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&blog=3002082&post=40&subd=regretfulmorning&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This couldn&#8217;t be more accurate&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been in these shoes.  Beer goggles are one of the things that inspired me to make this site.
Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy &#8211; Watch more free videos
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; The Lingerie Stumble</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
One morning I woke up at the frat house ready to leave, when I realized that all I had on was lingerie (the night before it had been a lingerie party).  Shiiiiiit!  I couldn’t walk home in that.  Mind you I walked to the frat house wearing that (but it was dark and I was drunk) so [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&blog=3002082&post=38&subd=regretfulmorning&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; Fat Girl = New Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story comes to us from a guy who has done 2 tours in Iraq.  Ooooorah! 
Name: J.W.
Age (at the time): Early 20&#8217;s
Profession (at the time): Student
Ok so here is one for all you jerkoffs that go around saying that they would never fuck a fat chick.  Here I am in 2003 freshman in college, and fresh out of a tour in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&blog=3002082&post=37&subd=regretfulmorning&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And this years Darwin award goes to&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riding a Wheelie = ballsy
 Riding a Wheelie going fast as fuck = very ballsy
 Riding a Wheelie fast as fuck into oncoming traffic = me laughing and pointing at my monitor
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; Twins in the Tub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one is from Megs.  You&#8217;re a filthy girl, and I owe you breakfast.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
My roommate and I were dating two guys who were twins.  One night after a football game we all went back to their house for some drinks and hot tubbing.  It was actually their parents house but they were out of town [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&blog=3002082&post=35&subd=regretfulmorning&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Regretful Submission &#8211; Ping Pong Pus&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Name: Jacob
Age (at the time): 22
Profession (at the time): student
Location: Thailand
Set the scene. Strip club in Thailand
My girlfriend and I were taking a trip to Thailand for vacation.  We were supposed to meet up with some friends that we knew once we got there.  If you have never been to Thailand, you need to make [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=regretfulmorning.wordpress.com&blog=3002082&post=34&subd=regretfulmorning&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Walk of Shame &#8211; The Greek Circle</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to take this time to personally salute another mistress of morning mayham.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;
Ok so this frathouse I stayed the night at is in a coldisac area with like 4 others.  So when you leave you walk past all of the other houses&#8230; Yeah, you can see where this is going.
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