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Walk of Shame – The Lingerie Stumble

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One morning I woke up at the frat house ready to leave, when I realized that all I had on was lingerie (the night before it had been a lingerie party).  Shiiiiiit!  I couldn’t walk home in that.  Mind you I walked to the frat house wearing that (but it was dark and I was drunk) so that doesn’t count. So I wake up the guy I had stayed with and asked him if I could borrow clothes.  He throws me a pair of sweats. So I put them on and head out the door.

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April 29, 2008 Posted by | Walks of Shame | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Walk of Shame – The Greek Circle

I’d like to take this time to personally salute another mistress of morning mayham.

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Ok so this frathouse I stayed the night at is in a coldisac area with like 4 others.  So when you leave you walk past all of the other houses… Yeah, you can see where this is going.

So I am leaving one morning, while trying to fix the hair and avoid eye contact with anyone as I walk through Greek circle.

In the morning the guys sit out on the balconies and drink and chat (picture animal house). So I am trying to walk as quickly as possible, when it happens.  I trip over my own flip flop (don’t ask) and fall face first to the ground. Crap! I hear the laughter. So I stand up and try and shake it off. I look down at my now bleeding knees and that’s when I see it. I BROKE MY FLIP FLOP! Fuuuuuck. So I pick it up and hobble, bleeding knees and all, back to my dorm.

April 22, 2008 Posted by | Walks of Shame | , , | Leave a comment

Parents Weekend

First submission for the “walk of shame” section 

This one is from Sarah (email me if you don’t want me using your name)

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So my roomie and I go to a house party where we proceed to do many, many keg stands, which renders us unable to drive home.  So we crash the night. The next morning we wake up, get driven home, and dropped off right in the center of the school campus a good 50 yards from our dorm.  So we get out of the car and proceed to walk, now it is important to understand what we look like.

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Our hair is disheveled, are makeup is all smeared, we have no sunglasses on, and we are wearing extremely slutty tops, tight jeans, and high heels.  As we stumble back to our dorms we are trying to cover our eyes because the bright sun is not helping our hangover.  As we walk we notice people pointing and staring.  We also notice that there are A LOT of people on campus for a Saturday morning.  We stumble quicker and get into our dorm where we ask the front desk why there are so many people out and about.

Front Desk: It’s parents weekend.
Me: Of course it is………

April 17, 2008 Posted by | Walks of Shame | , , | 5 Comments